alternative sub-headings for this blog site...
- Shangatopia – if you can’t handle the truth, you’ll like it here.
- Shangatopia – a catchy phrase to follow.
- When it rains, it rains flour and dough and when the sun shines ever so brightly, all that dough becomes croissants. This is Shangatopia.
- Lose yourself, then find yourself pants-less on the foot of a strangers bed – at Shangatopia.
- Practice what I preach – but don’t get better at it than me.
- Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re still pretty ugly.
- Feeling tired, emotionally volatile and lacking self esteem? Click the back button on your browser now you good for nothing, moody troll!
- Life tastes like a rainbow at Shangatopia – minus the short bearded ginger fellow with that pot of gold. We all laughed at him when he didn’t buy shares but look at him now!
- Shangatopia – where all your troubles mate and multiply.
- You can’t spell Shangatopia without letters.
- Shangatopia – a place about as real as your new year’s resolution… fatty.
- Shangatopia – the answer to your prayers… if your prayers consist of some light reading before surfing for porn.
- Your dreams come true at Shangatopia – because you dreamt of surfing the net when you should be doing other things right?
- Don’t surf the net. Fluff it, at Shangatopia.
- To get your free Shangatopia tattoo, write ‘Shangatopia on a post it note, stick it to your forehead, go to the tattooist, and offer him a reach around.
- Shangatopia t-shirts, now available where all blank white shirts and marker pens are sold.
- Violate your mind at Shangatopia.
- Shangatopia – it’s a late night Maccas run for your mind.
- Shangatopia – where society grabs it’s ankles.
image courtesy of Ken Crompton
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